A big bump on the surface of the Earth — they said I landed like a boom of thunder!  They wanted me gone, out of the way.  I was a pimple on the face of Earth.  It took years for them to finally get rid of me. Then all of the sudden, CRASH!  I finally broke down.  I was ordinary, plain, boring.  Yet, I wouldn’t go.  I was the greatest boulder that NEVER lived.